And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was
DeathSaturday afternoon television, and Hell followed with him.
Revelation 6:8…ish
Or any daytime/afternoon TV for that matter. Admittedly, I usually have the TV on in a background noise capacity, but for the past couple weeks I have been forced to confront this scourge head on – - applied directly to my forehead! – - as I have been unable to buffer myself with work, due to the unfortunate absence of young Penfold.
A very wise man once wrote:
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn’t cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you’ve had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o’clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.
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The Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul. This is where I am, at present, firmly ensconced. One could posit that when I once again have a fully-functional computer, that I might be able to watch the hands move to five, maybe even six o’clock, knowing that more entertaining and enlightening hours are shortly to arrive. Truth be told, though: it’s been teatime for a long time. I know that until I can find a job with other real, live Homo sapiens sapiens (or, heck, even Homo sapiens superior; I have no mutant bias), that it will more than likely continue to remain time for NBC Sports coverage of the Professional Bull Riding 2007 “Built Ford Tough” Series, Presented by Wrangler.
Such a sad little life you have. I think you should take this time to voulenteer for something. Like Habitat for Humnity or something. Go pet some puppies for god’s sake. Get happy.
My life isn’t sad! Why don’t YOU volunteer for Habitat for Humpty?!
Ok, I missplace one vouel and I’m a nut job. Well Mr., I am at my job, working, so there. I don’t have time for vouels, or spelling correctly. Go shoot a puppy.